BY SOPHIE SAINT THOMAS · MON DEC 28, 2015
An alluring list of buds for bedtime.
This indica-dominant hybrid is the love child of Blueberry and Mazar. It’s a relaxing medicine, as excellent at kocking out PTSD as it is at encouraging analingus.
This sativa is magic indeed! It’s long-lasting and stress-relieving—just the ticket to calm your nerves and keep you energized for your next friendly threesome.
This indica cross has a funky name and smell. A fabulous painkiller, it will let you try some funky stuff without the “ouch” (i.e., butt sex).
A rare sativa with an uplifting, euphoric effect, it’s the perfect vacation-sex weed. This one will keep you hopping (and humping) like the energizer bunny.
The big, bad godfather hybrid that led to a zillion Skunk crosses. The cottonmouth is severe, so avoid oral. Smoke it before good old-fashioned P-in-V sex, ideal for a movie night in.
With a name like Goo, expect to get messy. This 80 percent indica provides heavy calming effects without losing the cerebral high. Use that brainpower for an oral-sex marathon.
GRAND DADDY PURPLE
My first time smoking this strain, I was in bed with a lover who was thinking about leaving New York. All I could manage was: “I want to move next door to this weed.” Bring this indica home and put a ring on it!
This hybrid will make you super-sexy and also provide great cerebral clarity. I recommend Flo for one-night stands, so make sure to wrap it before you tap it.
This sativa provides an orgasmic body buzz that will addle you in the most delightful way possible. Smoke it with someone you love. The ultimate makeup-sex weed!
The offspring of Blue Dream and Sour Diesel, this sativa-dominant hybrid will ease your social anxieties but keep you up all night. Roll a few joints for the next sex party you attend.